Yesterday, the unthinkable happened, the unimaginable occurred, the term "Bowflex challenge" will forever have a new meaning for me. The challenge will no longer be to "burn fat, build muscle, get the results you want in only 20 minutes a day, 3 days a week" but to never let Allan "Prom King" Kwong lift more weight than me ever again. Yes, it's sad, but it's true, last night Allan did lift more weight than me on the Bowflex. He disgraced me, and utterly humiliated me in my own home when he bent 5 lbs of power rods more than me on the shoulder raises. Who would have known when I took him under my wings a mere two weeks ago, that the apprentice would become the master in such a short period of time. Quickly, someone call the plumber! Allan's pipes are about to burst! Anyways, the only solution I can think of that will amend this problem, is to never let Allan touch the Bowflex again. Maybe two years from now, and after I've gained about 50 lbs of muscle will Allan be allowed to set foot in the Bowflexing area again.